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SUCCESS FORMULA:"
Sleep 8 hrs....
Work 8 hrs
.....But.......
Make sure they are not the same hours....!!!"
Good Morning & Regards


Teacher is hot water
Lover is mineral water
Wife is corporation water
Relationship is Ganga water
But"FRIENDSHIP" is
Pure Rain Water


Hot Tea
Aapke Bed pe hai,
Sooraj ki KirneinHead pe hai,
NewspaperAapke Gate pe hai,
Ab to Uth jaiye,
Aap kis k Wait me hai...



Bhagwanapko sab de
ShaktiBhakti
Shauhrat
izzat
Car
Bike
Paisa
Bangla
Aur kya dekh rahe hai...
kuch rah gaya kya.
Lalchi



Kabhi kabhi choti choti chize bhi bahot dard deti he......
Yakin nahi aata to sui k nok pe baith k dekho...Y
akin karoge. .


1Pagal- mai is mental
hospital me naya hu.
Mujhe pagalo ke sardarse milna hai
2Pagal- Ssshh...Chup!!!
BOSS msg padh rahe hai


Press dwn if u like me
so u like me?
thats so sweet
ok u can stop
stop it,
enough dis is 2 much
Ok ok i 2 lik u!
Happy?
uff crazy fans ;-)


Tik Tik !!!
Please Open ur Door
Delivery4U
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ROSE


New punishment 4 cell owners
Missed cal ke liye JAIL.
Sms k liye FAASI.
Call k liye UMRKAID
aap mat daroKANJUSO ko to inaam


Santa: agaraapki biwi ko bhoot
pakad le to aapkya karoge?
"banta:"Usme main
kya karu,
ab bhoot
ne galti ki hai
to vahi bhugtega


Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:
O mai nikla
plane leke
Raste me
New York me
Ek mod aaya
mai W.T.C. Tod aaya.
Ha ha ha.


Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagahle jao na.
Husband: Chalo taiyar ho jao.
Wife: Par jana kaha hai?
Husband: Petrol Pump

He+She=Love,
He+She+Love=Marriage,
He+She+L+M=Child,
He+She+L+M+Child=Fam ily,
He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,
So,
East Or West 'KUNWARA'is The BEST